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1997 Classic: The Andre Agassi Dip

 Why was he ranked #141? Because Andre lost his focus, his hair, and his motivation, setting the stage for the greatest comeback in tennis history later.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1997 “Ear-Bites & Tiger’s Roar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator08/03/2006 06:53/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@X-Files_Spooky03/29/2006 21:44I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@SpiceGirls_Fan12/13/1995 06:52Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
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@Austin_Powers_Doctor06/23/1997 13:39One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Frame_Set_Wizard02/22/2002 23:05I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Boxxy_Queen05/21/2015 23:00I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

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