Mark Zuckerberg is officially a billionaire. I’m officially still looking at photos of my ex’s new dog.
Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Legacy: The "Algorithmic" Dating
My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Glasses "Capture"
Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Submerged" Tech
My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Superman (Gunn) Debut
A new Man of Steel! He’s optimistic, he’s colorful, and he doesn...read more »
2025 Archive: The How to Train Your Dragon (Live Action)
CGI dragons that look so real I’m trying to feed my screen a fis...read more »
2024 Archive: The "We Can't Be Friends" Ariana
She’s erasing her memories again. 2024 is a "Eternal Sunshine" t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Human-Made" Sticker
I just bought a loaf of bread that had a sticker saying "Baked b...read more »
67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Vibe-Check" AI
My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Virtual" Reality TV
I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The Final Destination (Bloodlines)
I’m still not driving behind log trucks. 25 years later.Part of ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Beautiful Things" Benson Boone
He’s screaming, he’s jumping, and he’s the official voice of 202...read more »
60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life & Style Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the era of oversized flannel shirts, the myster...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later Intensity
Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Better than a headshot in Complex!
As if! This is too funny.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
This site is very exciting!
3D laughs are the best!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!