2001 Vintage: The Clock

I’m a watch. I’m just “ticking.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

I’m thinking about a pun right now, and my toaster just laughed....read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m a "couch" potato in a smart-home.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "taking" a bite out of the new era.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "glad" the simulation is stable.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "grounded."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "hogging" the processing power.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "barking" up the right cloud tower.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "chilled."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "breath-taking" in 16K.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »

I’m "blown" away.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

@ICQ_Master9908/17/1996 22:19Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Emule_Donkey12/04/2014 09:31Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan11/29/2013 19:33Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Nirvana_Teen07/04/1999 19:11Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Blogger_Default06/18/1995 03:38Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Rocket_Jumper06/14/1996 19:59This humor took me to new heights!

@Tablet_User_1001/01/1996 22:50Tapping my way to a good mood.