2006 Archive: The Lab Rat (06 Edition)
Why did scientists switch to lawyers for “Multi-tasking” studies? Because lawyers could tweet, bill, and lie all at the same time without breaking a sweat.… Read More »2006 Archive: The Lab Rat (06 Edition)
2006 Classic: The Spotify Rumor
Why was the nerd waiting? He heard a “streaming service” was coming from Sweden that would make his 5,000 MP3s look old. Part of the… Read More »2006 Classic: The Spotify Rumor
2006 Archive: The Megan Mullally Encore
Why her second win? For proving that Karen Walker is less of a character and more of a force of nature fueled by gin and… Read More »2006 Archive: The Megan Mullally Encore
2004 Classic: The Snow Patrol
A guy says, “Run.” The bartender says, “Only if you’re being chased by the tab.” Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook &… Read More »2004 Classic: The Snow Patrol
2003 Vintage: The Love Actually
Why is marriage like that movie? Because there are ten different stories going on at once, and half of them involve someone crying in a bedroom while… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Love Actually
2003 Archive: The “Moneyball” Draft
Why were they drafting fat catchers? Because they “got on base,” and the rest of the league was still looking for guys who looked good… Read More »2003 Archive: The “Moneyball” Draft
2003 Legacy: The Corn
This joke is “ear-resistible.” Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: The Shaq vs. Chris Dudley
Why was Shaq pushing people? Because he was so big that a “post move” was legally considered a physical assault. Part of the 52 Sports… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Shaq vs. Chris Dudley
2002 Vintage: The “Shadow War” Hype
Why was everything “Classified” in 2002? Because if we told you what we were doing, we’d have to explain why it’s costing five times the… Read More »2002 Vintage: The “Shadow War” Hype
2001 Archive: The Shrek Standards
A guy tells his wife, “I feel like Shrek.” She says, “Because you’re a hero?” He says, “No, because I’m an ogre with layers of fat and… Read More »2001 Archive: The Shrek Standards