2014 Archive: The Transformers 4
“Age of Extinction!” “Is that what you call the period after you turned 40 and stopped going to the gym?” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Archive: The Transformers 4
2013 Legacy: The Scared Snake
What do you call a snake that’s a designer? A “boa” constructor. Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Scared Snake
2013 Legacy: The Minion
“Bee-do! Bee-do! Bee-do! …Light bulb!” Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013 – The Year of the Frozen Sing-along archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The Solange “True” EP
Why the “Losing You” dance? For Solange proving she was the indie-cool sister with the best taste in 80s pop. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Solange “True” EP
2012 Archive: The Bee
I’m “buzzing” about the rover landing. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Vintage: The Bitstrip
A guy shows the bartender a cartoon of himself at a bar. The bartender says, “It’s as annoying in 2D as it is in real… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Bitstrip
2011 Classic: The Shore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope you’re happy! Part of the 35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2011 Royal… Read More »2011 Classic: The Shore
2011 Classic: The “True Grit” Snub
Why did it lose all 10 nominations? Because the Coen Brothers decided that making a movie with no woodchippers was a risky move. Part of… Read More »2011 Classic: The “True Grit” Snub
2009 Vintage: The Detroit Red Wings vs. Pittsburgh Penguins
Why was Sidney Crosby so happy? Because the Penguins got revenge for 2008 and won the Stanley Cup in a Game 7 thriller. Part of… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Detroit Red Wings vs. Pittsburgh Penguins
2009 Legacy: The Guest Room
She says the guest room curtains are “passive-aggressive.” Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin” Edition archive. Historically Verified