2012 Archive: The Bee

I’m “buzzing” about the rover landing.

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@BBS_Veteran10/15/2007 17:11Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Linux_Kernel_0.103/02/2012 05:17Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Lion_King_Simba03/30/1999 00:11Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Home_Alone_Kevin06/05/2012 05:57Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.

@XFiles_Spooky_M12/13/2005 17:57Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Flashdance_What01/29/2006 05:27What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Party_On_Garth11/18/2010 04:30I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Boxxy_Queen01/05/1999 18:02I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

@iPhone_User_0711/23/2015 18:25There’s an app for that? No, just this site!