2009 Legacy: The 2012 Movie
The world ends in three years. I told my wife we should stop paying the mortgage. She said, “Nice try, John Cusack. Get back to… Read More »2009 Legacy: The 2012 Movie
2009 Legacy: The Guest Room
She says the guest room curtains are “passive-aggressive.” Part of the 64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Launch of Hulu (Public)
Why were we “huluing”? Because we realized that watching TV on a computer for free was much better than paying for 500 channels we never… Read More »2008 Classic: The Launch of Hulu (Public)
2008 Archive: The Subprime Defense
Why did the lawyer represent the subprime mortgage? Because even a toxic asset deserves a toxic defense. Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Archive: The Subprime Defense
2008 Vintage: The Olympic Basketball “Redeem Team”
Why was Coach K so serious? Because LeBron, Kobe, and Wade went to Beijing to prove that American basketball wasn’t dead—just resting. Part of the… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Olympic Basketball “Redeem Team”
2008 Archive: The Pushing Daisies Visuals
Why was it a hit? For being the most colorful show about dead bodies in human history. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Archive: The Pushing Daisies Visuals
2008 Legacy: M. Night Shyamalan’s Trees
Why was The Happening nominated? Because a thriller where the ultimate villain is “the wind” and “plants” is as scary as a salad bar on a breezy… Read More »2008 Legacy: M. Night Shyamalan’s Trees
2007 Vintage: The Refresh
Why did the blonde splash water on her face? She clicked “Refresh” on her browser. Part of the 49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2007 Archive… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Refresh
2007 Legacy: The 160GB iPod Classic
Why was the traveler so prepared? He had 40,000 songs, which was enough to fly to Mars and back without ever hearing the same track… Read More »2007 Legacy: The 160GB iPod Classic
2007 Archive: The MP3
I’m “streaming” toward a buttonless future. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified