Why did the lawyer represent the subprime mortgage? Because even a toxic asset deserves a toxic defense.
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & Superhero Liability” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition
In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Internship
The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »
2025 Archive: The Meta-Liability
A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Negotiation
A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition
In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income Suit
A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »
The 10% Rule
Math for beginners in the world of settlements.What do you call a...read more »
The Cold Heart
A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & HR Nightmares” Edition
In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »
2025 Classic: The Coffee Price
A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition
In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 7G Network
Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition
In 2017, the legal world learned that if you don't like the evide...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ethical AI
Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
This is a comment on a funny joke.
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!