If a lawyer clones himself like Dolly the Sheep, does he charge double? No, he just bills for the time spent “consulting with his alternative self.”
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
It really whips the llama's ass!
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
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Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
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