This joke is “ear-resistible.”
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Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.