Why was everything “Classified” in 2002? Because if we told you what we were doing, we’d have to explain why it’s costing five times the original estimate.
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Anaconda Boots” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Alrighty then! Super funny.
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.