Why was Shaq pushing people? Because he was so big that a “post move” was legally considered a physical assault.
Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2002 “Winter Wonders & Brazilian Magic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
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