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Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the garden?

A quick laugh to finish the category:

She wanted to hit the nail on the head with her planting.

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@Kill_Bill_Bride01/04/2004 08:43I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
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@Limp_Bizkit_Fan03/14/2000 20:15Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
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@Trogdor_Burn04/06/2004 22:22Burninating the countryside with laughter!
@Face_Palm_0107/25/2006 06:40Classic. Simply classic.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde bring a hammer to the garden?”

  1. User_766
    User_766 [Human Verified]

    sharing this with my sister. she is going to hate me for this but its too good.

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