2019 Vintage: The Cristiano Ronaldo “700”
Why was he still counting? Because he reached 700 career goals and decided that 800 was his next “warm-up” goal. Part of the 47 Sports… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Cristiano Ronaldo “700”
2019 Legacy: The Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello Fan
“I love it when you call me… to change the bulb. Señorita.” Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The “I Love You… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello Fan
2018 Classic: Best Dance/Electronic Album
Why 3-D The Catalogue? Because Kraftwerk are the grandfathers of everyone in this category, and they finally got their respect. Part of the 36 Grammy… Read More »2018 Classic: Best Dance/Electronic Album
2018 Classic: The Baby Shark Fan
“Baby bulb, doo doo doo doo doo doo…” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap Edition archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The FIFA World Cup (Russia)
Why were the kids “flopping” on the carpet? Because they were practicing their best professional soccer player “injury” moves to get out of doing the… Read More »2018 Legacy: The FIFA World Cup (Russia)
2017 Classic: The Moon
I’m “phasing” out my old gadgets. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Legacy: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager trying to slide into a crowded row while wearing a giant, swishing nylon sports jacket, accidentally pulling three hymnals and a box of… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
2016 Vintage: The “Office Christmas Party” Logic
Why was it hit? For proving that a movie about a wild party is never as fun as actually being at a wild party. Part… Read More »2016 Vintage: The “Office Christmas Party” Logic
2016 Legacy: The Smoke
I’m “vanishing” into the park. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Archive: The Warcraft CGI
Orcs with feelings. 2016 is the year video game movies finally got a budget. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift archive.… Read More »2016 Archive: The Warcraft CGI