Why was he still counting? Because he reached 700 career goals and decided that 800 was his next “warm-up” goal.
Part of the 47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
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