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2019 Vintage: The Cristiano Ronaldo “700”

Why was he still counting? Because he reached 700 career goals and decided that 800 was his next “warm-up” goal.

Part of the 47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tina_Eat_Food10/23/2001 17:32Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Evil_Kermit_M03/30/2012 07:24Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Under_Const_Gif07/31/1999 18:02This site is never finished... with humor!
@Blink_Tag_User08/12/1997 05:28<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Orkut_Member_9909/21/2013 23:00A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Gaia_Online_Gold05/13/2000 21:30Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@IMVU_Chatter03/20/1995 05:113D laughs are the best!

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