Why was the griller acting “Intense”? Because the trailers for Joaquin Phoenix’s movie started appearing, making every clown at the parade look slightly more terrifying.
Part of the 38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Area 51” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2021 “Vaxed & Waxed” Edition
In 2021, Independence Day was the "Reunion Tour." We were finally...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Deep-Fake" History
Why did the Declaration of Independence sound like it was read by...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Million Dollar Baby" Bounce
Why was the 4th so "Funky"? Because Tommy Richman’s 80s-inspired ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Cyber-S'mores"
Why was the marshmallow glowing? Because it was infused with "Saf...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Barbenheimer Hype
Why was the 2023 BBQ so divided? Because half the guests arrived ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro "Normalcy"
Why were so many guests wearing high-tech goggles at the pool? Be...read more »
35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition
In 2018, Independence Day was a "Survival Challenge." We were all...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Smart-Flag" Technology
Why was the American flag changing colors? Because it was an LED-...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Bio-Hacked" Hot Dog
Why did the burger give you more energy than a workout? Because i...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Ballerina (John Wick Spin-off)
Why was the 4th so "Gracefully Violent"? Because Ana de Armas pro...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The The White Lotus
Thailand: Why was the 4th so "Elite"? Because the new season made...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Eco-Fountain" Fireworks
Why was the firework silent? Because "Noise-Pollution-Free" pyrot...read more »
The Family BBQ Disaster
It was Fourth of July and my entire family was at our backyard BB...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Paris Olympics Prep
Why was the pool party so competitive? Because everyone was "trai...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.