I’m “vanishing” into the park.
Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Waddle on over and read this!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
Deal with it. This is gold.