Why were the kids “flopping” on the carpet? Because they were practicing their best professional soccer player “injury” moves to get out of doing the dishes.
Part of the 36 Christmas Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition
In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2025 “GTA VI & AI Sovereignty” Edition
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2018 Joke: What’s The Difference Between
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regu...read more »
2024 Archive: The "BBL Drizzy" Beat
Why was the cousin humming a soul track? Because the internet tu...read more »
2025 Classic: Avatar
Fire and Ash: Why is the tree blue and red? Because James Cameron...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
In 2023, Christmas was a clash between neon pink and atomic exist...read more »
2015 Joke: Why Was The Snowman
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he heard the snowblower c...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Looking for a Man in Finance" Song
Why was the niece staring at the bank? Because she’s looking for...read more »
2024 Archive: The Final 2024 Vibe
Why was everyone so "Brain-Rotted"? Because between the Skibidi ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Apple Intelligence Launch
Why was the iPhone writing the emails? Because AI is now built-i...read more »
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2024 Classic: The "Four Seasons Orlando" Baby
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2024 Legacy: Gladiator II
Why was there a shark in the fountain? Because Ridley Scott adde...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Breakdance & Sandworms” Edition
In 2024, Christmas felt like a fever dream. We were all trying to...read more »
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Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!