2024 Archive: The Potato
I’m a “couch” potato in a headset. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Legacy: The AI Plagiarism Race
Why did the history department head spend the entire weekend reading papers? Because he was trying to figure out why thirty different book reports on… Read More »2023 Legacy: The AI Plagiarism Race
2023 Legacy: The Rise of “Quiet Ambition”
Why did people stop caring about the corporate ladder? Because in 2023, they realized the view from the top is just more Zoom meetings and… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Rise of “Quiet Ambition”
2021 Classic: Worst Director
Why Christopher Ashley for Diana? For directing a stage play for film and forgetting that the camera can see how awkward everything is. Part of the… Read More »2021 Classic: Worst Director
2021 Archive: The Shohei Ohtani MVP
Why was he the “Modern Babe Ruth”? Because he hit 46 homers and threw 100 mph, making every other baseball player feel like they were… Read More »2021 Archive: The Shohei Ohtani MVP
2020 Classic: The Delete
I’m “erasing” 2020 from my mental calendar. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
The youth leader spending fifteen minutes trying to wirelessly stream a religious video clip to the online classroom group, while twenty teenagers stare at a… Read More »2020 Archive: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
2020 Vintage: Parasite (Oscar Aftermath)
Why was the Halloween party held in a basement? Because after the movie won Best Picture, “living under the stairs” became the most critically acclaimed… Read More »2020 Vintage: Parasite (Oscar Aftermath)
2019 Archive: The Knives Out Sweater
Why was Chris Evans so cozy? Because after a decade of wearing vibranium shields and tight spandex, he just wanted to sit in a mansion,… Read More »2019 Archive: The Knives Out Sweater
2019 Legacy: The Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello Fan
“I love it when you call me… to change the bulb. Señorita.” Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The “I Love You… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello Fan