I’m a “couch” potato in a headset.
Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
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There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
That was super fast and super funny!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
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I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.