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2019 Archive: The Knives Out Sweater

Why was Chris Evans so cozy? Because after a decade of wearing vibranium shields and tight spandex, he just wanted to sit in a mansion, eat cookies, and tell everyone to “eat s***” while wearing the world’s most famous cream-colored sweater.

Part of the 41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame, Stairs Dancing & Peach Parasites” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pokemon_Blue06/26/2010 18:13Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@PowerRanger_Red12/17/1998 13:15It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Futurama_Bender06/03/2002 21:44Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Hercules_Xena07/19/2013 01:06By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Coffee_Addict06/21/2014 21:18404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Dorm_Room_Hero05/29/2004 06:08My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Champ_Kind_Wham12/07/2009 19:59WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Keep_Calm_Fan02/09/2015 08:43Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
@Deal_With_It_G08/15/2001 23:21Deal with it. This is gold.

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