Why was he the “Modern Babe Ruth”? Because he hit 46 homers and threw 100 mph, making every other baseball player feel like they were only doing 50% of their homework.
Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
I knew you’d laugh at this.
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.