I’m “phasing” out my old gadgets.
Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
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Alrighty then! Super funny.
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!