2015 Archive: The “Cooties” Mention
Why Elijah Wood? For a movie about chicken nuggets turning kids into zombies that was somehow less weird than Mortdecai. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards… Read More »2015 Archive: The “Cooties” Mention
2015 Archive: The Silicon Valley
My husband thinks he’s a tech mogul. He’s currently struggling to change the ink in the printer. Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Archive: The Silicon Valley
2015 Classic: The Coffee Bean
Why was the coffee bean so tired? It was “roasted” all day. Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress” Edition archive.… Read More »2015 Classic: The Coffee Bean
2012 Archive: Honey Boo Boo
Why were we watching “Glitz Glamour”? Because in 2012, “Go-Go Juice” and “Sketti” became the official diet of reality TV. Part of the 34 Celebrity… Read More »2012 Archive: Honey Boo Boo
2012 Legacy: The Life of Pi Tiger
I just watched a boy and a CGI tiger on a boat for two hours and it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Life of Pi Tiger
2011 Legacy: LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem”
Why was Grandma “shuffling” in the kitchen? Because “Everyday I’m shufflin’” became the official anthem for serving the potato salad. Part of the 35 Thanksgiving… Read More »2011 Legacy: LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem”
2011 Classic: The Specialist 2
“He’s the best.” “Why?” “He’s the only one who can fix a ‘Digital Hernia’.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch &… Read More »2011 Classic: The Specialist 2
2011 Classic: The Solyndra Bankruptcy
Why was the GOP so happy? Because a “Green Energy” failure was the only thing that made them feel better about the price of gas.… Read More »2011 Classic: The Solyndra Bankruptcy
2011 Archive: The Tree of Life
We watched it. We didn’t understand it. We spent the night arguing about what the dinosaurs meant. Part of the 68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011… Read More »2011 Archive: The Tree of Life
2010 Archive: The Diary
Her diary entry: “Day 3. The son-in-law tried to explain ‘The Cloud.’ I told him he’s been living in one for years—a cloud of confusion.”… Read More »2010 Archive: The Diary