2004 Vintage: The National Treasure Logic
Nicolas Cage is going to steal the Declaration of Independence. I’ve started looking for invisible ink on the back of my bills. Part of the… Read More »2004 Vintage: The National Treasure Logic
2003 Archive: The Space Shuttle Columbia Tragedy
Why was the flag at half-staff in February? To remind us that even in a year of “High-Tech War,” the stars are still very far… Read More »2003 Archive: The Space Shuttle Columbia Tragedy
2003 Archive: Best Pop Vocal Album
Why Norah Jones? Because “Pop” apparently stands for “People Often Pause” to listen to her voice. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2003 “Norah… Read More »2003 Archive: Best Pop Vocal Album
2003 Archive: The Eminem Absence
Why didn’t Eminem show up to win Best Song? Because he was probably at home sleeping, proving that “Lose Yourself” was a literal instruction for… Read More »2003 Archive: The Eminem Absence
2002 Archive: The Wendy
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows, the door shakes! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Archive: The Wendy
2001 Vintage: The Cake
She baked a cake so hard, we’re using it as a stepping stone in the garden. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Cake
2000 Legacy: The Vertical Limit Heights
Why the nitroglycerin? For a mountain climbing movie where the characters carried explosives in their backpacks, because apparently, the cold wasn’t dangerous enough. Part of… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Vertical Limit Heights
2000 Archive: The Faith Hill
“Breathe.” My wife tells me this every time I try to talk during her “stories.” Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium… Read More »2000 Archive: The Faith Hill
2000 Legacy: The Energy Drink
A guy orders a Vodka Red Bull. Ten minutes later, he’s vibrating so hard the foam on everyone else’s beer disappears. Part of the 67… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Energy Drink
2000 Legacy: Bring It On
Why were the cheerleaders so aggressive? “Brrr! It’s cold in here! There must be some Toros in the atmosphere!” Part of the 36 Halloween Jokes:… Read More »2000 Legacy: Bring It On