2009 Classic: The Garlic
I’m “breath-taking.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Lion
I’m “pride-ful” of my DVD collection. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The “Pocketful of Sunshine”
Natasha Bedingfield is back, and she’s been stuck in my head since I saw that movie about the smart girl. Part of the 81 Observational… Read More »2008 Vintage: The “Pocketful of Sunshine”
2008 Archive: The Belt
I’m “tightening” my belt. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The Scared Baker
Why did the baker get arrested? He was caught “rolling” in the dough. Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreen” Edition archive.… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Scared Baker
2007 Vintage: The 720p Hype
Why was the video so “Crisp”? Because in 2007, seeing the actual sweat on a politician’s face was “The Future.” Part of the 82 Office… Read More »2007 Vintage: The 720p Hype
2007 Legacy: The Leaf
I’m “turning” over a new digital leaf. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The Nintendo Wii Bowling Accident
Attempting to play a virtual sport with the grandkids and accidentally throwing the wireless controller directly through the screen of a brand-new flat-panel television. Part… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Nintendo Wii Bowling Accident
2005 Legacy: The Control
I’m “alt-ering” my career path. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: The Wood
I’m “pining” for the weekend. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified