2009 Classic: The Garlic

 My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

 I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

 I’m "fleeing" from the group-think.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

 I’m "working" on my digital legacy.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

 I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

 I’m "weaving" a digital soul.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

 I’m "organizing" my virtual memories.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

 I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »