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2003 Archive: The Eminem Absence

Why didn’t Eminem show up to win Best Song? Because he was probably at home sleeping, proving that “Lose Yourself” was a literal instruction for his attendance at the ceremony.

Part of the 44 Oscars Jokes: The 2003 “Chicago, The Kiss & Spirited Away” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beanie_Baby_Collector11/22/2002 05:34This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Discman_Skipper12/03/2013 13:47Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Austin_Powers_Groovy02/26/2009 16:53Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Dorm_Room_Hero02/02/1998 14:17My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Malware_Hunter04/01/1996 20:14Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Cipher_Steak07/02/2003 03:16Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Blink_182_Mark10/13/2008 05:54What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Dancing_Baby_9612/12/1996 23:18Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@David_After_Dent02/02/2004 03:41Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

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