Why didn’t Eminem show up to win Best Song? Because he was probably at home sleeping, proving that “Lose Yourself” was a literal instruction for his attendance at the ceremony.
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🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
43 Oscars Jokes: The 2022 “CODA, The Slap & Dune’s Desert Sweep” Edition
In 2022, the 94th Academy Awards returned to the Dolby Theatre an...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Documentary Short
Why did The Last Repair Shop win? Because a movie about people fi...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 2011 “The King’s Speech, Franco’s Nap & The Social Network Snub” Edition
In 2011, the 83rd Academy Awards tried to attract a younger audie...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Original Song
Why did Billie Eilish win for "What Was I Made For?" To prove tha...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
Why did Anatomy of a Fall win? For showing that a French courtroo...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pedro Pascal Appearance
Why was he the "Internet’s Daddy" on the carpet? Because in 2025,...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best International Feature
Why did The Zone of Interest win? Because the Academy loves a mov...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Selena Gomez win? To prove that "Only Murders in the Buil...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Anora" Buzz
Why did Sean Baker win Screenplay? To prove that a chaotic night ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Barbie" Snub Jokes
Why did Jimmy Kimmel mention Greta Gerwig? To remind the Academy ...read more »
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36 Oscars Jokes: The 2005 “Clint’s Knockout, Jamie’s Soul & Chris Rock’s Reality Check” Edition
In 2005, the 77th Academy Awards brought a gritty, emotional punc...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Original Score
Why did Ludwig Göransson win again? Because the sound of "Oppenhe...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Director Win
Why did Christopher Nolan win? For proving that you can make a th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Best Adapted Screenplay
Why did Conclave win? For showing that a room full of Cardinals c...read more »
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This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
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Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?