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2000 Legacy: The Vertical Limit Heights

Why the nitroglycerin? For a mountain climbing movie where the characters carried explosives in their backpacks, because apparently, the cold wasn’t dangerous enough.

Part of the 36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2000 “Gladiators, Volleyballs & Mutant Leather” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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