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2015 Archive: The “Cooties” Mention

 Why Elijah Wood? For a movie about chicken nuggets turning kids into zombies that was somehow less weird than Mortdecai.

Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2015 “50 Shades of Grey & Fantastic Flops” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Swept Away, Pinocchio & Jedi Blues” Edition
In 2002, the 23rd Razzie Awards witnessed a rare cinematic alignm...read more »
2025 Archive: The CGI Dwarfs
 Why were they mocked? Because they looked like a group of haunte...read more »
2024 Legacy: Jerry’s Pop-Tart
 Why did Jerry Seinfeld win Worst Actor? For Unfrosted, a movie a...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor
 Why Jon Voight? For a career year where he apparently decided th...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition
In 1995, the 16th Razzie Awards proved that Hollywood could fail ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Steamboat Willie" Horror
 Why was it a target? For proving that just because a mouse is in...read more »
2025 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
 Why Keegan-Michael Key? For being the voice of every single anim...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition
In 2001, the 22nd Razzie Awards had an easy job. It was the year ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Minecraft" Visuals
 Why were they a joke? For making a world of blocks look like a w...read more »

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2025 Classic: The Karate Kid’s Age
 Why was the reboot hit? For proving that "wax on, wax off" works...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
 Why the CGI Stitch? For a performance that was 100% digital and ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Elio" Delay
 Why was it hit? For being a Pixar movie that was delayed so long...read more »
2024 Classic: The Harold and the Purple Crayon Burn
 Why Zachary Levi? For a movie that tried to draw a profit and on...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blue_Screen_Survivor03/14/2007 16:40At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
@Skate_Or_Die_9908/11/2010 22:41Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@Married_With_Kids06/27/1996 21:23Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Motherboard_Max07/13/2013 12:52This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Cyber_Security_X10/17/2005 06:09Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Orange_Mocha_F11/22/2010 08:55Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Baxter_The_Dog09/01/2015 23:01Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Salt_Bae_Original10/05/2013 16:00Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Web_2_0_Fan11/11/2007 07:03This is the future of humor!

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