2003 Archive: 2 Fast 2 Furious
Why was Vin Diesel gone? Because in 2003, Paul Walker and Tyrese proved that you don’t need a script if you have enough nitrous oxide… Read More »2003 Archive: 2 Fast 2 Furious
2002 Classic: The Shag Carpet Removal Debate
The church trustee board engaging in a fierce, multi-hour argument over whether to finally rip out the 1970s avocado-green shag carpet from the basement hallway.… Read More »2002 Classic: The Shag Carpet Removal Debate
2001 Vintage: The Draft Beer
Why was the beer so cold? It was chilling with the new iMacs. Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era”… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Draft Beer
2001 Legacy: The Tiger Slam
Why did the Masters trophy look so familiar? Because Tiger Woods won it in April, meaning he held all four Major trophies at the same… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Tiger Slam
2000 Vintage: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card number into a cordless telephone because Grandpa firmly believes the mail-order operator is standing on the other side of an… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
2000 Legacy: The Best Supporting Actress
Why did Angelina Jolie win for Girl, Interrupted? Because playing “crazy” is the fastest lane on the highway to a gold statue. Part of the… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Best Supporting Actress
1999 Classic: The Snowman
What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle. Part of the 58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Vintage: The Office Space
“My job is like the movie Office Space. I have eight different bosses, and my only motivation is the fear of losing my red stapler.” Part… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Office Space
1995 Classic: The Mustache
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later! Part of the… Read More »1995 Classic: The Mustache
1995 Classic: The Contract Law
Why did the lawyer refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck finding someone who hasn’t “waived” their right to be found. Part of… Read More »1995 Classic: The Contract Law