Still wearing a massive stack of fifteen different colored charity bands up to your elbow to prove you supported literally every single cause on Earth.… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Silicone Wristband Overload
A guy reads a digital book at the bar. The bartender says, “The lights are dim for a reason, pal.” Part of the 78 Bar… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Kindle Reader
Why the “Hey! Hey! You! You!”? For Avril ditching the tie for a pink skull-and-crossbones and the biggest pop-punk hit of her career. Part of… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Avril Lavigne “The Best Damn Thing”
A girl with braces orders a drink. The bartender says, “Beauty is on the inside, but the gin is on the shelf.” Part of the… Read More »2006 Classic: The Ugly Betty
“Our song is the slamming screen door… and the sound of a bulb popping.” Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Taylor Swift Fan (Debut)
“You have ‘Continuous Partial Attention’.” “What’s that?” “Sorry, I was checking my phone. What did you say?” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Diagnosis
Why did the middle school lunchroom turn into a massive battleground? Because two best friends officially declared war over a stolen alternative rock track choice… Read More »2006 Vintage: The MySpace Profile Song War
I’m “concentrating” on my followers. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
“This is the perfect time to practice my shadow puppets!” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the Great Blackout… Read More »2003 Classic: The Optimist
“See you next year!” “Not if my ‘Health-Plan’ sees you first!” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition… Read More »2003 Classic: The Exit
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