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2003 Classic: The Optimist

 “This is the perfect time to practice my shadow puppets!”

Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the Great Blackout archive. Historically Verified

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@Pizza_Pizza_9912/14/2013 14:38Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Overclocker_Pro11/18/2013 23:50My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Firewall_Wizard09/14/2001 20:58Letting this joke through the port.
@Big_Lebowski_Dude03/10/2006 05:28The Dude abides... this joke.
@Daria_Morg08/22/2010 22:50My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@He_Man_Power10/12/1996 21:05I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Prestige_World_W09/25/2012 07:05Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Beanie_Campbell10/06/1997 07:44True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Loituma_Girl11/01/2009 16:28Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Web_2_0_Fan12/29/2003 03:48This is the future of humor!

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