2012 Vintage: The Snake
I’m “hiss-terical” with relief. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Classic: The Knee
“It hurts when I jump.” “Then stop trying to be an Olympic gymnast in your living room.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Classic: The Knee
2012 Archive: Best Country Solo Performance
Why “Mean”? Because Taylor Swift is the only person who can win an award for being bullied. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Archive: Best Country Solo Performance
2011 Archive: The Generic 2
“Is this generic?” “It’s so generic it doesn’t even have an icon.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis”… Read More »2011 Archive: The Generic 2
2011 Legacy: The Justin Verlander MVP
Why did a pitcher win the MVP? Because Verlander was so dominant for the Tigers that hitters were asking for a 4th strike just to… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Justin Verlander MVP
2011 Legacy: The Midnight in Paris Magic
Why Owen Wilson? For a movie that proved that every writer’s dream is to go back to the 1920s and have a drink with Hemingway.… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Midnight in Paris Magic
2010 Legacy: The Sex on the Beach
“Can we filter this on Instagram?” “Please don’t.” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2010 Vintage: The Mark Sanchez “Butt Fumble” (Wait, that’s later)
No, 2010 was just the year Sanchez thought he was a star because the Jets made two AFC Championships in a row. Part of the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Mark Sanchez “Butt Fumble” (Wait, that’s later)
2009 Legacy: The Launch of FarmVille
Why was this a political threat? Because millions of people started caring more about their digital corn than the actual agricultural subsidies in the Farm… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Launch of FarmVille
2007 Vintage: The “Apologize” Timbaland Remix
It’s too late to apologize… but it’s never too late for Timbaland to add a “yeah” and a beatbox track to a ballad. Part of… Read More »2007 Vintage: The “Apologize” Timbaland Remix