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2012 Vintage: The Snake

 I’m “hiss-terical” with relief.

Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Duke_Nukem_Fan11/25/2002 16:47I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
@Terminator_T80007/06/2005 23:51I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Baywatch_Runner01/05/2010 01:06Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Austin_Powers_Doctor07/17/2004 04:05One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Brazil_Terry_G04/12/1999 14:31Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan12/19/2013 12:02Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@He_Man_Power09/23/2014 09:39I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Blue_Your_My_Boy02/15/2007 05:06You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Loituma_Girl05/30/2006 09:19Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@No_Way_Jose04/17/1997 21:20No way! That’s too much!

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