2018 Classic: The Cow
I’m “moo-ving” to the safe zone. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Archive: The B-52
“Light it up like a rocket engine.” Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The Nintendo Switch Joy-Cons
Why was the traveler shaking his hands? Because he was playing 1-2-Switch and trying to milk an imaginary cow in the middle of the terminal. Part of… Read More »2017 Classic: The Nintendo Switch Joy-Cons
2017 Archive: The Gordon Hayward Injury
Why was the NBA opening night so tragic? Because he went down in five minutes, turning the Celtics’ season into a “what-if” on day one.… Read More »2017 Archive: The Gordon Hayward Injury
2017 Vintage: The “Rocket Man” Nickname
Why did Trump call Kim Jong-un “Rocket Man” at the UN? Because he realized that 1970s Elton John lyrics are the most effective way to… Read More »2017 Vintage: The “Rocket Man” Nickname
2017 Archive: The Gym Teacher
“If you can’t reach the bulb, do 40 burpees until your heart rate creates a glow!” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 –… Read More »2017 Archive: The Gym Teacher
2017 Archive: The Launch of Fortnite Battle Royale
Why did everyone start dancing? Because Epic Games added a free-to-play mode that turned 100 strangers on a bus into a global phenomenon of building… Read More »2017 Archive: The Launch of Fortnite Battle Royale
2016 Legacy: The Gmail “Smart Reply” (Year 2)
Why did the clerk love it? “I haven’t written an original thought in 12 months. Thanks, Google!” Part of the 69 Office Groaners: The 2016… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Gmail “Smart Reply” (Year 2)
2015 Vintage: The VoIP “Skype for Business”
Why was it so laggy? Because putting “For Business” in the title didn’t stop the call from sounding like a robot underwater. Part of the… Read More »2015 Vintage: The VoIP “Skype for Business”
2015 Legacy: The Cecil the Lion Outrage
Why was the dentist the most hated man in America? Because in 2015, a “Lion in Zimbabwe” had a better PR team than the entire… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Cecil the Lion Outrage