2006 Legacy: The Diagnosis

“You have ‘Continuous Partial Attention’.” “What’s that?” “Sorry, I was checking my phone. What did you say?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

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"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

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Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes12/06/2010 18:51Standard classic. Never gets old.

@Sidekick_User06/01/2010 14:20Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Net_Neutral_9506/02/2010 19:44This is why we need the internet.

@Dawson_Creek_Fan07/22/2009 23:06I am crying... with laughter!

@Jackie_Brown_Fan10/29/1995 21:41Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Top_Gun_Maverick05/01/2001 12:20I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@This_Is_Fine_Dog09/14/1995 10:24Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Infoseek_Explorer11/08/1998 13:01Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@Spawn_Camper_J06/23/2007 17:28I’m staying right here until I read every joke.