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2006 Vintage: The Juice

 I’m “concentrating” on my followers.

Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Men_In_Black_J03/08/1995 05:47Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Firewall_Wizard07/16/2014 23:21Letting this joke through the port.
@Project_Mayhem09/16/2000 10:48Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball03/21/2001 19:38Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Grunge_Lord_9401/15/2000 02:21I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Champ_Kind_Wham01/10/2013 21:41WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@ODP_Editor_9903/12/2004 00:04Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Orkut_Member_9901/27/2005 19:03A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob06/18/1999 12:48The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
@Hashtag_Master12/22/2002 12:33#funny #joke #retro #90s

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