Why was Argentina crying in the 113th minute? Because Götze scored the winner in the World Cup Final, making Germany the first European team to win in the Americas and proving that “The Machine” never breaks down.
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🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Brooks Koepka "Major" Count
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54 Sports Jokes: The 2005 “Miracles & Masters” Edition
In 2005, logic went out the window. A team from Liverpool came ba...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Women’s Champions League Growth
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The Bowling Strike
Rolling with the punches and the heavy balls.I’m a professional b...read more »
A Giants fan, a Padre fan,...
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54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition
In 2021, the sports calendar was so crowded we actually saw "2020...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Adrian Newey "Aston Martin" Debut
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46 Sports Jokes: The 2014 “Brazil’s Heartbreak & The German Machine” Edition
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2025 Classic: The "New" Champions League Format
Why were we still confused? Because in 2025, nobody actually knew...read more »
The Boxing Match
A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »
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The Surfing Wave
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A man joins a soccer team...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!