Why was Vin Diesel gone? Because in 2003, Paul Walker and Tyrese proved that you don’t need a script if you have enough nitrous oxide and neon lights.
Part of the 40 Celebrity Jokes: The 2003 “Crazy In Love & Compass” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
This is a comment on a funny joke.
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.