1995 Classic: The Mustache

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting for...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Link. / Link who? / Link your bra...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

@Scream_Fan_9603/08/2006 13:14What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@OfficeWorker_9902/17/2004 18:09I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Powerpuff_Bubbs05/07/2013 01:54Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Cow_And_Chicken02/08/2011 00:27Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Orkut_Member_9901/21/2009 02:11A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

@Dark_Web_Joker11/05/2014 10:59Found this on the deep end of the net.