The church trustee board engaging in a fierce, multi-hour argument over whether to finally rip out the 1970s avocado-green shag carpet from the basement hallway.
Part of the 36 Religious Jokes: The 2002 “Text Message Prayers, DVD Upgrades & Khaki Directones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
A financial board member trying to prove a historical error to th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Matching Shirt Directory
A family trying to take their own photo for the new online parish...read more »
37 Religious Jokes: The 2017 “Bitcoin Offerings, Smart Speakers & Cloud Fellowship” Edition
In 2017, church life stood at a massive technological crossroads ...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2001 “Burning CDs, Nokia Texting & Fellowship Hall Upgrades” Edition
In 2001, church life was transitioning out of the millennium scar...read more »
2025 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
A video update from global missionaries cutting out every thirty ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Smart Speaker Altar Intercept
A solemn moment during the weekly reading of Mass intentions comi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
The Sunday School teacher spending half the class trying to wirel...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse, iPad Pulpits & Facebook Timeline” Edition
In 2012, church life was caught between a massive digital upgrade...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Auto-Correct Homily Glitch
The music coordinator discovering to his absolute horror that the...read more »
33 Religious Jokes: The 2014 “Cloud Storage, Tablet Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition
In 2014, church life was fully embracing the cloud era, with pape...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
A modern webcam with a motion-tracking sensor installed in the ch...read more »
2024 Legacy: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
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2024 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The cantor performing the entire music ministry from a side alcov...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
I facepalmed and then I laughed.