2002 Vintage: The Minus
I’m a pessimist. I’m just “taking” a break. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: Scooby-Doo (The Movie)
Why was the dog so popular? Because after the live-action movie, every kid was convinced that if they gave the family pet a “Scooby Snack,”… Read More »2002 Vintage: Scooby-Doo (The Movie)
2002 Archive: The Gathering Storm Sweep
Why the Churchill win? Because Emmy voters have a physical reaction to a British accent and a historical wig. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards… Read More »2002 Archive: The Gathering Storm Sweep
2002 Archive: The J.Lo
She’s “Jenny from the Block.” I told her she’s “Susan from the Suburbs” and she needs to stop wearing that much bronzer. Part of the… Read More »2002 Archive: The J.Lo
2001 Legacy: The Blue Screen of Death (XP Edition)
Why was it still there? Because no matter how much “NT Technology” Microsoft used, they knew we’d miss the comfort of a frozen computer at… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Blue Screen of Death (XP Edition)
2000 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
“Doctor, I’m afraid of the future.” “Don’t worry, the way the HMOs are going, you won’t have one.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Psychiatrist
1999 Archive: The Ear Exam 2
“I hear ringing.” “It’s probably your pager. It’s trying to tell you it’s about to die.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K… Read More »1999 Archive: The Ear Exam 2
1999 Legacy: The Internet Cafe
She went to an internet cafe and asked the waiter to “bring her a sandwich and a list of everyone’s passwords.” Part of the 66… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Internet Cafe
1999 Classic: The IPO Fever
Why did the lawyer take stock options instead of cash? Because in 1999, even a company that sold “digital air” was worth billions. Part of… Read More »1999 Classic: The IPO Fever
1998 Vintage: The Dial-Up Delay
Why did the lawyer bill for 10 hours? Because he spent 9 of them waiting for his computer to connect to the “World Wide Web.”… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Dial-Up Delay