I’m a pessimist. I’m just “taking” a break.
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
A classic from the Spanish web too!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.