2006 Vintage: The Death of Syd Barrett
Why the diamond? For the passing of the original Pink Floyd visionary, the man who “shone on” until the very end. Part of the 41… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Death of Syd Barrett
2005 Classic: The Walkman Phone
Why was the Sony Ericsson so orange? Because “Music Phones” had to look like a construction site in 2005. Part of the 81 Office Groaners:… Read More »2005 Classic: The Walkman Phone
2005 Legacy: The Search for “Spyware”
Why was the receptionist scanning her PC? She heard “Cookies” were actually spies from the competitors. Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2005 “Michael… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Search for “Spyware”
2005 Classic: The Bird Flu Scare (H5N1)
Why were politicians talking about chickens? Because they were afraid the “Avian Flu” would do to the world economy what Katrina did to New Orleans.… Read More »2005 Classic: The Bird Flu Scare (H5N1)
2005 Legacy: The Ray Romano Farewell
Why was the room emotional? Because Everybody Loves Raymond finally ended its run by winning Best Comedy, proving that families are only funny when they… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Ray Romano Farewell
2005 Legacy: The Graduation
What do you call a lawyer who specialized in “Blog Defamation”? “An early adopter of a dying trend.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Graduation
2004 Legacy: The Car Trip
We drove to the forest. She said the trees were “too close together.” Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Flip Phone”… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Car Trip
2004 Classic: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken who? / Ken I come in and play Halo 2? Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Classic: The Ken
2003 Vintage: The Cow
I’m “moo-ving” forward. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The Vodka Tonic
“Clear and simple, like my 2003 goals.” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified