2012 Legacy: The Windows 8
Why was the traveler lost on his own screen? Because the “Start” button was gone and he felt like he was trapped in a digital… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Windows 8
2012 Legacy: The “Sequester” Panic
Why were the Generals terrified of 2012? Because the “Budget Axe” was coming, and they had to figure out how to keep a global empire… Read More »2012 Legacy: The “Sequester” Panic
2012 Classic: The Expendables 2
More old guys. I told her I’m joining the team. She said, “The only thing you’re ‘expending’ is the data plan on your phone.” Part… Read More »2012 Classic: The Expendables 2
2012 Legacy: The USB “Coffee Warmer”
Why was the computer beeping? Because the heater was drawing more power than the motherboard could handle. Part of the 80 Office Groaners: The 2012… Read More »2012 Legacy: The USB “Coffee Warmer”
2011 Vintage: The Ice Cream
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “I love 2011!” Part of the 35 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Ice Cream
2011 Legacy: The Kasabian “Velociraptor!”
Why the dinosaur? For the British band staying weird and loud, ruling the UK festival circuit with ease. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Kasabian “Velociraptor!”
2010 Vintage: The “Slurpee” Quote
Why did Obama say Republicans were sitting on the sidelines sipping Slurpees? Because it’s the only drink that’s as cold as the bipartisan cooperation in… Read More »2010 Vintage: The “Slurpee” Quote
2010 Vintage: The Bruno Mars Fan
“I’d catch a grenade for ya… but I won’t change this bulb in the dark.” Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010 – The… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Bruno Mars Fan
2010 Archive: The Blood Pressure
It hit 160 when the doctor said his new system doesn’t recognize my ‘Pre-Obamacare’ plan. Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch… Read More »2010 Archive: The Blood Pressure
2009 Classic: The Sand
I’m “shore.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified