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1999 Archive: The Ear Exam 2

“I hear ringing.” “It’s probably your pager. It’s trying to tell you it’s about to die.”

Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan08/24/2000 22:52Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Animorphs_X09/30/1998 04:33I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Hey_Arnold_Fan09/04/2003 09:49Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@YouTube_Beta_User09/06/2008 09:25I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Cool_Story_Bro04/30/2009 23:36Actually, it IS a cool story!
@I_See_What_You01/21/2012 04:59I see what you did there. Clever!
@Deal_With_It_G10/09/2009 03:46Deal with it. This is gold.

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