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2005 Classic: The Bird Flu Scare (H5N1)

Why were politicians talking about chickens? Because they were afraid the “Avian Flu” would do to the world economy what Katrina did to New Orleans.

Part of the 36 Politicians Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Raincoats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Buffy_Fan9705/28/2015 18:45Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Independence_Day11/22/2003 02:54Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Baywatch_Runner01/29/2003 03:24Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan06/23/2005 11:18Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Arthur_Fist_Fan11/11/1999 13:08My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular06/12/2003 19:49I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Me_Gusta_Face10/29/2004 05:53Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
@Mind_Blown_Gif11/10/1997 12:04*Boom* - there goes my brain!
@Safari_Surfer05/08/2009 05:17A wild laugh appeared!

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