2009 Classic: The Sanitizer Addict
I asked for a prescription. The doctor just pointed at the hand sanitizer dispenser and said, “Take three pumps of that and don’t call me… Read More »2009 Classic: The Sanitizer Addict
2009 Vintage: The Spandex
I’m “stretching.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The Firewall
I’m “blocking” out the 2009 drama. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Archive: The Orange
I’m “glad” the decade is over. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Sand
I’m “shore.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The Glove
I’m “fitting.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: Tropic Thunder
Why was Tom Cruise dancing? Because as Les Grossman, he proved that 2008 was the year where he could finally be funnier than his own… Read More »2008 Vintage: Tropic Thunder
2008 Vintage: The Spreadsheet Goal
Why was the chart “Sinking”? Because it was 2008, and “Downward Trends” were the only thing we were consistent at. Part of the 67 Office… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Spreadsheet Goal
2007 Classic: The Milan Revenge
Why was Athens “red” again? Because AC Milan beat Liverpool in the Champions League final, proving that revenge is a dish best served two years… Read More »2007 Classic: The Milan Revenge
2006 Vintage: The Addiction
“I’m addicted to ‘World of Warcraft’.” “I’ll prescribe you ‘Outside’. It’s an expansion pack with very realistic graphics.” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Addiction