I asked for a prescription. The doctor just pointed at the hand sanitizer dispenser and said, “Take three pumps of that and don’t call me in the morning.”
Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Plug and Play laughter!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
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